Phartsalot's comments

5 years ago
#45154

Phartsalot on Wakamurasaki No / わかむらさきの

Me love you, kid. Me love you, adult. Me love you, old. Me love you long time. Just prefer you in the loli clothes....

5 years ago
#45151

Phartsalot on Sensei! Hoken Taiiku No Jikan Desu / 先生！保健体育の時間です

Nice... we seem to have a future slut here... and that ending... Can anyone say, "menage a trois?"

5 years ago
#45147

Phartsalot on Bessatsu Comic Unreal Monster Musume Paradise Vol. 2 / 別冊コミックアンリアルモンスター娘パラダイス Vol.2

Some of the artwork really sucked, and the rest was passable. Don't know why they think shoving a lot of crap in a frame makes for good art, instead it has the opposite effect - just looks like scribbles and blots. The writing kind of stinks. Didn't really find fappable at all.
I did kind of like the third story - it gave a whole new perspective and meaning to the terms, "skull fucking," and, "fucking one's brains out."

5 years ago
#45092

Phartsalot on Escape

Sex therapy really is the best therapy for clinical depression... I should know...

5 years ago
#45088

Phartsalot on Gallery Edit: Netorikko Keikaku / 寝取りっ娘計画 [G27335]

>>45081 @ Puru
Yeah, I tried to edit so I could do that, but couldn't. Re-editing now.

5 years ago
#45056

Phartsalot on With a Klutz / おっちょこちょいっと

So what you're saying is, you slipped, and, "oops!" accidentally swallowed your brother's dick, and when he grabbed you, you fell back and your pussy accidentally gobbled up his dick... Okay, can I adopt you as my sister??????????

5 years ago
#45036

Phartsalot on The Secret Puppy Club / 秘密のいぬっこクラブ

Wonderful story. Full marks. I just hate the fact that most of these are a woman with a dog or horse. What about doing something with a guy and something other than a centaur?

5 years ago
#45028

Phartsalot on

OH GOD HOW I HATE rewrites. This is the worst one I've EVER read. It's bad enough the rewriters have NO imagination whatsoever to make a good story, and have only a few lines that're repeated over and over til you want to vomit, but this one lacks English, PERIOD... spelling sucks and so does sentence structure. The person who did this one must have quit school in the 4th grade.

5 years ago
#45026

Phartsalot on Dive In! Youth / 飛び込め！セイシュン

Really surprised with the camera in the room the attendant didn't kick em out sooner... Guess he was nice enough to let them get off before going off himself... bet he really got off...

5 years ago
#45006

Phartsalot on DELI X LOVE / DELI X LOVE

>>12755 @ ZERO
Great story... now, 25mg insulin... STAT!!! Crap... I'm out of needles... Hypospray!!

5 years ago
#45005

Phartsalot on DELI X LOVE / DELI X LOVE

>>29935 @ Anonymous3033
He will pimp

himself out...

5 years ago
#45004

Phartsalot on Clumsy Female Teacher / ドジッ女先生!!!!

That was almost a good story. Missed it by that much...
|----distance San Antonio to El Paso----|
It was the ending that sunk it the most...

5 years ago
#45003

Phartsalot on It's A Secret Between The Two Of Us / ここだけのハナシ

I couldn't tell what was going on in the first few pages. This one completely sucks. 3 thumbs down... couldn't even get the one thumb up.

5 years ago
#44938

Phartsalot on ‎ Oppai o Sawarasete Kureru Katei Kyoushi no Onee-san no Hanashi / おっぱいを触らせてくれる家庭教師のおねえさんの話

I don't think I'd ever be able to pass with that tutor... I'd be too busy doin her or dreamin of her... Work just would not get done.... 3 thumbs up...

5 years ago
#44907

Phartsalot on Is This Okay, Oneechan

Oi, I need a sister like that...

5 years ago
#44903

Phartsalot on Good Morning!! / グッドモーニング!!

Eh, where do I sign up to get that kind of wake up call? I can only manage to get turn down service, as in, I only get turned down....

5 years ago
#44899

Phartsalot on

[C2045]
Yeah, I'm 1005 hetero, even the though of kissing another man makes me puke, but for some reason, a few, a VERY few, of these shota crossdressing traps are kind of... interesting... I find I'm checking them out a little more often.

5 years ago
#44897

Phartsalot on An Idiot's Discipline! / おバカのしつけ！

ROFL Ending is priceless!!!!

5 years ago
#44896

Phartsalot on Kekkon wa Jinsei no......? / 結婚は人生の…?

I'm only favoritiing this for one reason (Don't get me wrong, great story, even gave it 5 stars, though not into Yaoi), in the hopes someone can answer -
There is another one like this, only the bride's mother takes the bride's place in the wedding and on the honeymoon. I accidentally closed the page before favoriting it. Could someone PLEASE tell me the name of that one... I have searched and searched to no avail. PLEASE help me!

5 years ago
#44895

Phartsalot on Kimi Dake No Cinderella / 君だけのシンデレラ

I NEED 20mg INSULIN! STAT!

AGAIN!

5 years ago
#44894

Phartsalot on

It got SOOOOOOOO freaking boring halfway through - the same dialogue over and over and over... it sucked so bad, it wasn't even fappable. The actual story isn't even 5 pages. The rest is just crap. 3 thumbs down, as couldn't even get one of them up.

5 years ago
#44887

Phartsalot on Home Made / ホームメイド

Lovely story, just poorly written. The dialogue goes all over the place so you don't know what the hell is going on. I kept thinking the boy is dying.

5 years ago
#44836

Phartsalot on Intruder From The Window / 窓からの侵入者

Eh, let's see... where did I put my insulin???

5 years ago
#44835

Phartsalot on Ninpara ~Preggo Elementary Schooler's Special Lession~ / にんぱらっ～ボテ腹●学生の特別授業～

Good story idea, but the artwork sucked, and the writing was terrible. 3 thumbs down... in other words, unfappable.

5 years ago
#44802

Phartsalot on Summer Lie / Summer Lie

Wonderful love story.

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